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Month: October 2026

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kennedy Center Honors Relocates Due To Unhonorable Legal Issues

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Kennedy Center Honors, and I just can’t help but think that…

Man Prays Wife’s Fever Breaks Before It’s Time To Make Dinner
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Man Prays Wife’s Fever Breaks Before It’s Time To Make Dinner

FinnOctober 2, 2026

    HOUSTON, TX — Local man Chip Wilson spent time in fervent prayer today in hopes that his wife’s fever…

Lagunitas Rocks with DRAMA on Final 2026 Show
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Lagunitas Rocks with DRAMA on Final 2026 Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

As all great six-packs will eventually be nothing more than empty bottles and cardboard, and each life-changing show will ring…

Lzzy Hale Blasts Sick Monsters After Cornell University Incident Unfolds
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Lzzy Hale Blasts Sick Monsters After Cornell University Incident Unfolds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

Halestorm frontwoman Lzzy Hale has spoken out in the wake of the Cornell University case in which several members of…

Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming Shine in New Releases This Week
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Florence Pugh and Alan Cumming Shine in New Releases This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

This week’s movie and TV picks include a variety of shows and films that are sure to captivate audiences. The…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
Breaking, Games News

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt
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GTA IV Invades NBA as Vice City Heat Takes Court for One Night Stunt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

In a bizarre marketing stunt that’s equal parts brilliant and bewildering, the Miami Heat will be rebranded as the “Vice…

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Miraculously Sounds Like Other Presidents Sometimes

Big ElephantOctober 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest excuses for the GOP’s impending midterm losses, and I’ve…

Mac Miller Estate Drops Unreleased Tracks for Divine Feminine Anniversary
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Mac Miller Estate Drops Unreleased Tracks for Divine Feminine Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026

The Mac Miller Estate is marking the 10th anniversary of The Divine Feminine with a new edition that contains three…

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