Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Month: October 2026
Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Medicare Advantage is going through some major changes,…
Billionaires Can Now Bowl With Celebs For Charity Because Thats Exactly What The World Needed
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic bowling experience of your life? 🎉 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Blondie rides again because farewell tours are so last season
It’s high noon, and Blondie is back with a new album, because apparently, retirement is just a distant memory in…
Because ABBA’s farewell tour apparently wasn’t really farewell
Oh joy, another anniversary, another excuse for the music industry to dust off the old cash cow and give it…
OpenAI Sues Ex-Employee For Alleged Apple Leak
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between OpenAI and Apple, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apparently,…
US Mulls Dropping Massive Bomb Because Diplomacy Is Overrated Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and I have to say,…
Election Offices Get Mysterious Gifts of White Powder Joy
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans in the world of elections. It seems that election…
More Evidence The MCU Will Never Actually End
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is still slowly leaking its way into the world of mutants, one drip at a time.…
Spin of the Day: New Mexico and El Paso’s climate plans may be compromised by new data centers. — 6% Mostly Reality
Officials in New Mexico and El Paso, Texas, developed plans aimed at reducing greenhouse gas emissions, but these plans did…