Blizzard’s Blessing: DPS Tier List Tells You Who to Reroll Into Now
As I sit here, sipping my morning coffee and browsing through the latest WoW DPS tier list, I’m reminded of…
Month: October 2026
Cut out the middleman, host your own server, ditch the publisher greed
Oh joy, another opportunity to dive into the wonderful world of multiplayer gaming, where publishers and executives get to make…
Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…
Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer
WASHINGTON—After sneaking into his Executive Residence bedroom in order to acquire the commander-in-chief’s briefs, special assistant to the president…
Hindu Temple Plot Foiled Because Teens Are Bad At Secrecy Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a potential mass shooting that was thwarted in a Chicago suburb, and…
Blondie Drops First New Album in Nine Years High Noon
Blondie are returning with High Noon, their first album of new material in nine years. The band’s 12th studio album…
LEGALIZER: Staring Contests at Self-Checkouts Land Man in Federal Trouble
When a shopper at a downtown grocery store dared a self‑checkout kiosk to a staring contest, the Legalizer terminal sprang into action. The citizen's exact wor…
Trump’s Megabill Ruining Your Life Probably
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The “One Big Beautiful Bill Act” – that’s what they’re…
Cornell Applications: Because Your Teen Needs More Stress
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Cornell University, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
Medicare Advantage Enrollees Get to Shop Around Again Joyfully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Medicare Advantage is going through some major changes,…