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Month: October 2026

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Another week, another deluge of new movies on streaming services, because what’s a theater experience anymore? This week, we’ve got…

Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now
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Jason Voorhees older than some of the ideas behind his movies now

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The wait is finally over for fans of the iconic horror franchise, Friday the 13th. After a 14-year hiatus, Jason…

Al Jardine Stunned By Mike Love’s Resilient Performance Amid Health Struggles
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Al Jardine Stunned By Mike Love’s Resilient Performance Amid Health Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Al Jardine says he was left “speechless” after seeing footage of longtime Beach Boys bandmate Mike Love performing amid ongoing…

Elfman and Patrick Talk New Music and Film Scores
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Elfman and Patrick Talk New Music and Film Scores

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Danny Elfman and Richard Patrick apparently missed the meeting about aging gracefully into an acoustic guitar. Backstage at Louisville’s Louder…

California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin
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California Voters Apparently Not Republican Enough For Trump Admin

Big ElephantOctober 14, 2026

The Trump administration is at it again, threatening to take legal action against California election officials if they don’t review…

Kelly Clarkson Releases New Single ‘I’d Like To Speak With Your Manager’
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Kelly Clarkson Releases New Single ‘I’d Like To Speak With Your Manager’

FinnOctober 14, 2026

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Singer-songwriter Kelly Clarkson’s hit new single “I’d Like To Speak To Your Manager” is now…

Rolling Stones Drop Deluxe Album With Five New Tracks
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Rolling Stones Drop Deluxe Album With Five New Tracks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

The Rolling Stones have announced Foreign Tongues, Loose Lips, a deluxe edition of their latest album, Foreign Tongues. Out November…

Madonna’s Evita Soundtrack Hits Vinyl For First Time Ever
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Madonna’s Evita Soundtrack Hits Vinyl For First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Madonna’s Evita soundtrack will receive its first-ever vinyl release on November 13th. The vinyl debut arrives in celebration of Evita’s…

Diddy Hurt in Jail Brawl with Notorious Jamaican Kingpin
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Diddy Hurt in Jail Brawl with Notorious Jamaican Kingpin

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

TMZ has revealed details of the prison fight that landed Sean “Diddy” Combs in the hospital with a head injury…

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