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Month: October 2026

Crypta in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Crypta in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Brazilian death metal from São Paulo Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Septicflesh in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Greek death metal from Athens Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Black Dahlia Murder in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Black Dahlia Murder in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Melodic death metal from Waterford, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Arch Enemy in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)
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Arch Enemy in Houston, Texas (10/12/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2026

Swedish melodic death from Halmstad Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief
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Democrats Feel Your Pain But No Promises On Actual Relief

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and folks, it’s getting interesting. The Democrats think they…

Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation
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Trump Rallies Ohio With signature Blend of Chaos and Desperation

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about President Trump’s rally in Youngstown, Ohio.…

Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response
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Christa Pike Execution Chaos Delays Emergency Response

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Christa Pike’s failed execution is just getting weirder…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On
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Another Beloved Character Dies But The Franchise Will Somehow Live On

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

RJ Mitte, the talented actor who brought Walter White Jr. to life on the critically acclaimed series Breaking Bad, has…

Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore
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Fraternity House Apparently Not Just for Beer Pong Anymore

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a disturbing incident at the University of Chicago, where a 21-year-old woman…

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