Goliath Lives Up to Name, Drops Rider to Death
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest incident at Six Flags Over Georgia, where a man died…
Month: October 2026
Smoothie Shop Workers Not As Excited For Man’s Birthday As Marketing Email Made It Seem
ARLINGTON, VA—Saying it was disappointing to enter the smoothie shop and not be greeted by streamers or decorations, local…
Bryan Cranston still talking about Breaking Bad somehow
Bryan Cranston has taken to Instagram to pay tribute to his late Breaking Bad co-star, RJ Mitte, who passed away…
Because What America Really Needed Was Another Hate Crimes Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Payton Gendron, the guy who carried out that…
Bolt Thrower Guys Decide to Stop Playing Music After One Last Cash Grab with Memoriam’s Endgame
Oh no, the world is ending: MEMORIAM is releasing their final album, “Endgame”, and I’m not sure if I’ll survive…
Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Military Archbishop Requests Firing Squad Exemption for Catholics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The archbishop assigned to serve Catholics in the US military, Timothy…
Evangelicals Might Not Show Up to Save GOP Bacon
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and it seems like conservative leaders are getting a…
Tarantino Play Gets Premiere Date Because You Clearly Needed More
Quentin Tarantino is writing and directing his first play, The Popinjay Cavalier, because what the world really needed was another…
Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)
Post-Metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…