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Month: October 2026

Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight
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Heidi Shepherd Loses Bestie Of 20 Years But Gains Solo Spotlight

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: BUTCHER BABIES’ Heidi Shepherd is still coping with the loss of her BFF and…

Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally
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Six Flags Visitor Takes Thrill Seeking Literally

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a man who died at Six Flags Over Georgia, and I have to…

Breaking Bad Cast Mourns Loss Of R.J. Mitte
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Breaking Bad Cast Mourns Loss Of R.J. Mitte

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Breaking Bad stars Aaron Paul and Dean Norris, amongst others, have paid tribute to actor R.J. Mitte, who died October…

Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow
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Trump Woos Base With Utmost Respect And Total Disdain Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is at it again, making…

Kacey Musgraves Disses Governor Kristi Noem
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Kacey Musgraves Disses Governor Kristi Noem

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Kacey Musgraves and Kristi Noem have been making headlines recently, but for different reasons. Kacey Musgraves is a renowned musician,…

New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings
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New Press Secretary Brings Wealth of Conspiracy Theories to Briefings

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia, the incoming White House press secretary, has been making…

Don Henley Backs Texas Democrats with Major Cash Infusion
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Don Henley Backs Texas Democrats with Major Cash Infusion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Don Henley has emerged as a major Democratic donor in his home state of Texas, pouring hundreds of thousands of…

RJ Mitte of Breaking Bad Passes Away at 34
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RJ Mitte of Breaking Bad Passes Away at 34

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

R.J. Mitte, immortalized on television as Walt Jr. on the AMC series Breaking Bad, has died at the age of…

Man Heads To Golf Course For Relaxing Afternoon Cursing Himself And The Day He Was Born
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Man Heads To Golf Course For Relaxing Afternoon Cursing Himself And The Day He Was Born

FinnOctober 12, 2026

    COLLEGE STATION, TX — Off work for Columbus Day, local man Clay Taylor headed out to the golf course…

Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding
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Trump Fakes Denzel Washington Praise Because Ego Needs Constant Feeding

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump sharing another fake quote on social media, and I…

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