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Month: October 2026

Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA
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Ozzy Needs Money So Hes Rehashing Black Sabbath Stuff In LA

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who needs personal space or a social life when you can relive the magic of Ozzy Osbourne and…

ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to
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ALIEN ANT FARM drops Gaslighter because your ex needed another song to relate to

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to a band that’s been around since the Clinton administration? ALIEN ANT FARM,…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Mostly Mesh in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Bass heavy post punk darkwave from Greensboro, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…

Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Computer Kill in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Post-punk/darkwave from Baltimore, MD Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)
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Deceits in Charlotte, NC (10/07/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2026

Goth/post-punk from Los Angeles, Ca Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills
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Aerosmith dusts off geriatric bones for 2 shows at Hollywood Bowl presumably to pay medical bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 Aerosmith is back, and they’re bringing all their friends to the party!…

Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iowa Senate hopefuls exchange policy blows in thrilling snooze fest

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Iowa Senate debate, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year
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Trump’s Ego Apparently Not Invited to Campaign Trail This Year

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Republicans in tough races are avoiding President Donald…

Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered
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Minnesota Man’s Mall of America Plot Foiled, Dreams Shattered

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this alleged terrorist plot to attack the Mall of America, and I’ve…

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