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Month: October 2026

Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business
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Kitty’s Cash Grab Island Getaway Now Open For Business

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Get ready for the most adorable update to hit the gaming world: Hello Kitty Island Adventure’s “Welcome Home” update is…

Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games
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Hellraiser: Revival joins GeForce NOW gold rush with ten other games

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

It’s that time of the month again, folks, when GeForce NOW decides to bless us with a plethora of new…

Bush Drops 30th Anniversary Razorblade Suitcase Deluxe Edition
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Bush Drops 30th Anniversary Razorblade Suitcase Deluxe Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Bush have announced a new 30th anniversary deluxe edition of their sophomore album, Razorblade Suitcase, due out December 11th. The…

David Byrne Drops New Track Featuring Elon Musk’s Own Words
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David Byrne Drops New Track Featuring Elon Musk’s Own Words

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

David Byrne has released his new song, “Let Me Sell You a Dream,” from the soundtrack to Musk, Alex Gibney’s…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fox News dumps Trump’s rallies because who needs ratings anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Fox News has decided not to air President…

Tate McRae Calls Out Fans for Missing Obvious Easter Eggs
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Tate McRae Calls Out Fans for Missing Obvious Easter Eggs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Tate McRae has revealed that she subtly teased the title of her new single, “Housewife,” during her Lollapalooza set back…

Turnstile Set To Rock National Mall With Free Benefit Show
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Turnstile Set To Rock National Mall With Free Benefit Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Turnstile will perform a free concert on the National Mall in Washington, DC, on Saturday, October 24th, to raise funds…

Def Leppard Sets Sights On 2027 North American Trek
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Def Leppard Sets Sights On 2027 North American Trek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 8, 2026

Rock legends Def Leppard have announced a 2027 North American tour featuring support from Goo Goo Dolls and The Struts.…

All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over
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All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over

FinnOctober 8, 2026

       I’ve never been the type of guy to change his mind easily. Back in my mujahedeen days, my buddies…

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