WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell on Monday that a simple “I’m sorry” could make all this go away. “We’re just asking for two simple words that demonstrate you feel a sense of regret for the harm you caused,” Rep. James Comer (R-KY) told Maxwell after her refusal to testify before the House Oversight Committee, saying all that mattered now was that the former Jeffrey Epstein associate acknowledged her misdeeds and made an effort to grow as a person. “Mistakes are part of being human, we realize, which is why we stand willing to let you walk free this very day. But that’s not going to be possible unless you can own up to having, quiet frankly, fallen short of the mark on a few occasions. And you know what? Apologizing actually feels pretty good. You’ll be glad you did it. Trust me.” Comer went on to say that Epstein himself had too much pride and unwisely rejected a similar offer.
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WASHINGTON—Advising her that even the most basic gesture of contrition would solve all her problems instantly, lawmakers reminded convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell on Monday that a simple “I’m sorry” could make all this go away. “We’re just asking for two simple words that demonstrate you feel a sense of regret for the harm you
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