River North’s St. Paddy’s Crawl: A Green-Tinted Odyssey of Regret and Regret-tinged Regrets
St. Paddy’s Afternoon Bar Crawl – River North 🍀 Attention all green-loving, Guinness-guzzling, party animals! Get ready for the ultimate…
Day: February 19, 2026
Top 5 New Thrash Bands Formed After 2015
Thrash isn’t dead — it just found new blood. These bands were formed after 2015 and sound like thrash still…
RFK Jr. Claims Keto Diet Cures Schizophrenia
      Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can…
Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics
   MILANO — One of the world’s most infamous supervillains announced plans to unleash years of pent-up frustration on the…
Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip
   TORRANCE, CA — Jeremy Fales, a local marketer for a Fortune 500 company, reportedly had an epiphany on Thursday…
In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money
   NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani reported a projected $5.4 billion budget gap, marking the first time in…
ARCH ENEMY Snags Ex-ONCE HUMAN Vocalist LAUREN HART, Unleashes ‘To The Last Breath’ – Prepare Your Eardrums!
Move over, Alissa White-Gluz — there’s a new scream queen in town. Swedish/American extreme metal overlords ARCH ENEMY have officially…
Pokémon TCG Pocket Unleashes New Booster Pack And 4 In-Game Events Because Why Stop At Just One
Oh look, The PokĂ©mon Company just dropped a bombshell: more cards! Yes, folks, the world collectively holds its breath as…
Toy Story 5 Trailer: Plastic Playthings Prepare to Throw Down Against Silicon Valley’s Shiny Gadgets — Let the Glitchy Games Begin!
Oh, great, another Toy Story movie. Because we definitely needed Woody to go through yet another existential crisis over a…
Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls
   LONDON — In a stunning twist that experts said could prevent him from facing prosecution for ties to deceased…