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Day: February 28, 2026

Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Cephalotripsy in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Definition of work smarter, not harder
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Definition of work smarter, not harder

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Working smarter is paying 4 people for a job 1 person can do? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known…

Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Saturnus in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Doom/Death Metal from Denmark Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Stabbing in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death Metal from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Necrogilistic Anomaly in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Houston, Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)
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Coagulated in Houston, TX (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Brutal Death from Texas Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Paradise Lost in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Doom/Gothic Metal from United Kingdom Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)
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Shores of Null in Gdansk, Poland (02/28/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Melodic Death/Doom Metal from Italy Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)
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Arkona/«Аркона» in Raleigh, NC (02/27/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

Russian folk metal band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Events

“AI: El Mejor Amigo de las Personas con Ideas… o ¿solo un Copión Inteligente?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 28, 2026

¿Quieres aprender a pensar como una IA sin que tu cerebro se quede atascado en un bucle infinito? 🤖 ¡No…

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