SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…
Day: February 4, 2026
“Interpreters Anonymous: How to Survive the Madness Without Losing Your Mind (Or Your Voice)”
**OMG, YOU NEED THIS WORKSHOP!** 😂 Daleena Ewbank’s 3.5-hour GS CEU session will teach ASL interpreters how to *not* die…
“De idea a producto digital en 2 horas: Lovable lo hace todo, ¡hasta el café!”
¡Atención, mortales! ¡La magia del No-code y la IA llega para salvarlos! 😱✨ ¿No tienes idea de programar? ¡No te…
China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama
      The Chinese government blasted the Recording Academy’s decision to award the Dalai Lama his first Grammy, claiming the music…
10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents
   Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance — especially to conservatives. If you’re a young conservative who has…
The Sims 4 Royalty & Legacy Preview: Behold, the Sim Who Will Crush All Others Under Their Crown
EA and The Sims 4 have once again decided to milk their loyal fanbase with a new expansion pack, this…
SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting
Well, well, well… Looks like the boys in the masks have finally decided to stop hoarding their “secret stash” of…
LITA FORD And DIO DISCIPLES To Ruin 2026 ‘Rock For Ronnie’ Event In Los Angeles
Oh look, it’s that time of year again when Los Angeles briefly stops pretending to care about new music and…
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
      The post Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Scolds Female…
‘The Injuns Are A-Comin!’ Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins
   LOS ANGELES, CA — According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the…