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Day: February 18, 2026

“Death’s New BFF: Psychedelics Crash the Funeral Party – Free Admission!”
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“Death’s New BFF: Psychedelics Crash the Funeral Party – Free Admission!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Psychedelic support at the end of life is evolving quickly as it continues to demonstrate the capacity to ease the…

Top 5 Worst Metal Covers of Pop Songs
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Top 5 Worst Metal Covers of Pop Songs

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Some pop songs should never be “metalized.” Research based on gatekeeping, bad moods, and loud opinions Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    Catholic or not, there’s nothing wrong with encouraging your wife to participate in Lent. While there may be a…

Babylon Bee

‘You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn’t Judge People,’ Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    HEAVENLY THRONE ROOM — As she stood before the great white throne of judgment upon whom sat One with…

Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting
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Horse Annoyed At All The Year Of The Horse Comments She Getting

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

       WILLOW SPRINGS, IL—Expressing exasperation over the constant Chinese New Year chatter, local thoroughbred Lady Star told reporters Wednesday she…

Babylon Bee

Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    NEW YORK CITY — Progressive Democrat James Talarico went on The Late Show to explain how Democrats can be…

“Quando il Linguaggio si Allunga: Formazione, Pratiche e Strumenti per Non Farsi Venire il Torcicollo”
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“Quando il Linguaggio si Allunga: Formazione, Pratiche e Strumenti per Non Farsi Venire il Torcicollo”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 18, 2026

Evento in Live Streaming Che bello, finalmente un incontro che ci spiega come il linguaggio non serve solo a comunicare,…

Babylon Bee

Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman

FinnFebruary 18, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — During Tuesday evening taping of The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert announced he would rather…

FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
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FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…

U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?
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U.S. Soccer Star Weston McKennie Bravely Prepares to Dominate World Cup on Home Turf—Because Who Needs International Competition Anyway?

Big ElephantFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Well, Well, Well—Look Who’s Dribbling Their Way to Another Global Stage! Looks like U.S. soccer “star” Weston McKennie is gearing…

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