Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Andy Biersack Already Tired Of Next Black Veil Brides Album
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Phil Collen Still Hasn’t Gotten Tired Of His Signature Guitar Sound After 40 Years
In a move that’s been decades in the making, Jackson has finally released the Pro Series Signature Phil Collen PC1-E,…
Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black encore farewell deluxe redux extravaganza
Amy Winehouse’s iconic album Back To Black is getting the live treatment in London, because apparently retirement is just a…
Greta Van Fleet somehow still exists performs on Jimmy Kimmel
I just found out that Greta Van Fleet, the Grammy Award-winning rock band, was the musical guest on Jimmy Kimmel…
Iggy Pop Finally Gets Award For Still Having Ears After Years Of Headbanging
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 Iggy Pop, the godfather of punk rock, is being…
Queens Of The Stone Age Drop New Single To Appease Emo Nostalgia Industry
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Queens of the Stone Age just dropped a new music video…
LEGALIZER: Office Helper Asked If Desk Reorganization Was Legal, Immediately Got Charged With a Federal Crime
A well-meaning office worker who rearranged a coworker's desk "to help" has become the unlikely target of federal prosecution after simply asking whether such…
Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…