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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Neighbor Can Make Him Wave Every Morning, Gets Dragged Into Federal Jurisdiction
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Neighbor Can Make Him Wave Every Morning, Gets Dragged Into Federal Jurisdiction

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026

A citizen who simply wondered whether their neighbor could legally require them to wave back every morning has found themselves on the wrong side of the federa…

Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
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Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…

LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Put Houseplant in Witness Protection, Gets Charged With a Federal Violation
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Put Houseplant in Witness Protection, Gets Charged With a Federal Violation

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 21, 2026

A man who simply wanted to know whether he could legally rename his houseplant for witness protection after moving to a new apartment has found himself on the…

RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
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RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps
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Metal Legends Too Old To Tour Without Naps

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! 🌪️ FORBIDDEN’s bassist Matt Camacho and drummer Chris Kontos are sitting out their upcoming…

Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028
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Rival Sons taking entire year to make album youll forget in 2028

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some actual music news that doesn’t involve a reunion or a farewell tour?…

Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3
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Waylon Reavis Finally Finds New Way To Repurpose Mushroomhead Riffs With AKC’s Victim 3

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 19, 2026September 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some angsty alt-metal? 🤘 A KILLER’S CONFESSION, the band led by former MUSHROOMHEAD…

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