SABATON Unleashes ‘Yamato’ Music Video, Probably To Make World Of Warships Players Feel Even More Inadequate
Oh look, it’s SABATON again — those Swedish guys who think the world needs more songs about historical warfare. This…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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TRIXTER’s ‘Phenomenal’ New Album Will ‘Probably’ Arrive In Early 2027: ‘Everybody Is Gonna Be Blown Away’ — Or At Least Mildly Confused
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, TRIXTER guitarist/vocalist Steve Brown has once again confirmed…
OVERKILL Gears Up to Over-Record New Album This Spring/Summer, Promises to Overwhelm Fans by Late 2026
Oh, look who’s still alive and making music in 2026! That’s right, it’s everyone’s favorite New Jersey thrash veterans OVERKILL,…
FEAR FACTORY Announces November 2026 U.S. Tour With DARKEST HOUR And BROTALITY—Because Metal Gods Demand Your Wallet’s Sacrifice
Alright, metalheads, gather ’round and prepare your ear canals for what’s about to hit you harder than a hydraulic press…
Ex-SLIPKNOT Drummer JAY WEINBERG Unloads His Drum Kits, Masks, And Outfits—Because Who Needs Souvenirs From A Band That’s Probably Already Forgotten Him?
After 17 years of beating the hell out of drums for artists like BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, SLIPKNOT, and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Jay…
DROWNING POOL Already Drowning in New Songs for Next Album Because Why Not
Oh look, it’s *DROWNING POOL*—that band you forgot existed until “Bodies” randomly plays at a gym and you wonder what…
DAVE GROHL’s Daughter VIOLET Finally Steps Out Of Daddy’s Shadow With Debut Album ‘Be Sweet To Me’ Because Who Else Is Gonna Do It For Her
Move over, dad—Violet Grohl is here to prove that rock ‘n’ roll royalty doesn’t just inherit talent, it inherits a…
BIOHAZARD’s BILLY GRAZIADEI On ‘Divided We Fall’ Album: ‘We Created A Masterpiece That’ll Make Your Ears Cry Tears Of Joy’
Oh boy, Biohazard is back and apparently angrier than ever! In a recent chat with the Vulgar Display of Podcast,…
LAMB OF GOD Drops By Philly For Surprise Gig Because Why Not Celebrate ‘Into Oblivion’ With Oblivion?
So, apparently LAMB OF GOD thinks they’re too cool for stadiums now and are playing at Philadelphia’s TLA (Theatre of…
ALICE COOPER Releases Memoir ‘Devil On My Shoulder’—Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Write a Book?
Alice Cooper is back, baby! And this time, he’s not just coming to rock your face off with a chainsaw…