Anthrax honors thrash roots by playing song people actually like
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 I can barely contain my enthusiasm… Anthrax played a…
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Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
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Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
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John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…