Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
FORBIDDEN still exists somehow and has new music
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrash metal nostalgia? 🤘 Because FORBIDDEN is back with a brand new,…
Eno resurrects Opal Records because one farewell tour wasn’t enough
Because apparently, retirement is just a myth in the music industry, and another legendary label is back from the dead.…
Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…
ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Nicko McBrain’s Side Gig TITANIUM TART Somehow Still More Exciting Than IRON MAIDEN’s Last Album
Breaking News: Nicko McBrain’s TITANIUM TART Project Kicks Off Florida and Georgia Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Iron…
As I Lay Dying Finally Remember They Have A Band
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 AS I LAY DYING has finished recording their ninth studio album,…
Benji Webbe Joins Defences To Save World With Another Generic Protest Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Because I’m not. DEFENCES, the alternative metal band that’s been making…
Tommy Aldridge creates drum art because your walls were missing his face
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I’ve got my coffee, my favorite metal album playing…