John Cooper Still Clinging To Skillet’s Christian Roots Because The Paycheck Is Still Good
In a stunning turn of events, John Cooper, the frontman and bassist of the Grammy-nominated Christian rock group Skillet, has…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
GWAR Invades Video Game Because Clearly Thats What Was Missing
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…
BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…
Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…
Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…