TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
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Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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Kirk Windstein’s Back Acts Up Again Because He’s Old
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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Beauty Queen Trades Crowns For Corpse Paint Because Thats What The World Really Needed
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