SEX PISTOLS Featuring FRANK CARTER Say “Oops, We Forgot You!” and Drop 2026 North American Tour Dates
After a brief hiatus caused by guitarist Steve Jones’s wrist deciding it had enough of humanity, the SEX PISTOLS are…
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JOHN 5 Is ‘Super Excited’ About Setlist For MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Summer 2026 Tour Because Finally He Can Play That One Song He Practiced for 8 Hours
Alright, hold onto your leather pants, because John 5 is here to school us on the sacred art of NOT…
Headbanging Their Way to Eurovision Glory: LAVINA Rocks Serbia’s Spot in 2026 Eurotrash Extravaganza
Oh look, another “modern” metal band from the Balkans, because apparently Europe hasn’t had enough of those. But hey, at…
FEAR FACTORY’s DINO CAZARES SHUTS DOOR ON Ex-Members: ‘Chapter Closed Forever, No Key Under Mat’
FEAR FACTORY’s founding guitarist Dino Cazares has officially closed the door on working with any former members of the band,…
BEHEMOTH’s Bangkok Concert: Where Even The Gods Of Death Metal Were Like “Bruh, That’s Too Much”
Well, well, well, look who decided to grace Thailand with their unholy presence! BEHEMOTH, the Polish black/death metal titans who’ve…
ROB ZOMBIE Unleashes Musical Madness With ‘F.T.W. 84’ Video From ‘The Great Satan’ Album – Satan Smiles and the Devil Nods in Approval
Rob Zombie, the undisputed king of shock rock and horror aesthetics, has unleashed his eighth studio album, “The Great Satan,”…
Watch: ANTHRAX Unleashes Ear-Rape Symphony on Unsuspecting Canadians – Prepare Thy Earholes for the Musical Equivalent of a Rusty Chainsaw Massacre!
Oh boy, get ready to dust off your battle jackets and dig out those air guitars, because ANTHRAX is teasing…
SONATA ARCTICA Drops ‘Freedom Concept’ Single, Because Who Needs Albums Anymore?
Oh look, SONATA ARCTICA finally decided to grace us with another single after spending decades perfecting the art of melodic…
RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…
Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…