Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…
Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…
Nikki Sixx Insists Motley Crue Totally Not Faking It Live
Oh boy, the drama never ends with MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤯! I just spilled my beer all over my shirt after…
Megadeth’s Revolving Door Of Musicians Somehow Still A Surprise To Dave Mustaine
Oh no, the sky is falling! Dave Mustaine announced that MEGADETH’s latest album might be their last, and the internet…
Because London Needed Another Music Festival Obviously
Because the music world never gets tired of revisiting the past, a new festival is set to take over London…
Cancer Bats Releases New Song Give Me Dirt Because You Clearly Needed More Angst In Your Life
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🤯 Canadian hardcore punk legends Cancer Bats just dropped their eighth…
Yngwie Malmsteen Still Shredding For Some Reason
Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitar god, has just announced his new studio album, “Hell Or High Water”, set to be…
Linkin Park Still Exists Apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia and potentially a few tears? 🎸💔 Linkin Park is back…
Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…