Nick Barker Gets Mysterious Disease Because His Music Wasnt Aggressive Enough
I just spilled my beer all over my favorite black metal t-shirt, and it’s not even like I’m surprised. I…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
Because You Clearly Need Another Classic Pop Fix Now
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Brent Hinds Still Alive But Mastodon Members Already Mourning His Eventual Death
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Metalheads Suddenly Care About Song Titles Again Thanks To Strike and Kill
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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RAMONES tribute because the originals are still dead and we need new merch sales
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Alex Skolnick trades shredding for smooth jazz to annoy neighbors with solo album inspired book
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Taylor Momsen Trades Rock Cred For Coffee Shop Gig At Amoeba Records
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ASIA somehow still exists and made another album called Indigo
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