Anthrax somehow still exists and Darby Todd is drumming now
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Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
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LEFT TO DIE Butchers Death Cover For Chuck Schuldiner’s Ghost
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SHINING Returns To Confuse Norway With New Music
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Mercyful Fate Rises From Crypt To Bank Some Cash
Oh joy, oh rapture! MERCYFUL FATE is back, and by back, I mean they’re playing a single show in over…
Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…