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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords
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Bodom Reunion Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs More Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Get ready for a serious dose of Finnish metal, because CHILDREN OF BODOM is back… kind of. The band will…

Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently
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Jason Newsted spends 5 years writing memoir because 130 chapters of his life are that fascinating apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

OH NO, JASON NEWSTED IS WRITING A BOOK AND WE’RE ALL DOOMED 🤯! I mean, who doesn’t want to read…

Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now
Breaking News: Ann Wilson Gives Advice to Young Artists, and Honestly, It's a Miracle She Didn't Tell Them to Run Away Screaming 🙅‍♀️
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Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some brutal honesty from one of rock’s most iconic voices? 🤯 Ann Wilson,…

SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure
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SKID ROW somehow didnt get sued by 70s Irish rock legends go figure

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh no, the name police are coming for SKID ROW! 😱 I mean, who wouldn’t want to use a name…

Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion
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Behemoth is Taking a Whole Year Off to Recover from Nergal’s Ego Exhaustion

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Breaking News: Behemoth Announces They’re Not Going to Tour as Much, and Honestly, Who Didn’t See This Coming? 🙄 In…

Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
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Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective

Chord F. DiscordJune 26, 2026June 26, 2026

Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…

Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about
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Melissa Auf Der Maur finally releases something people care about

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, get ready to relive the ’90s all over again… whether you want to or not 🙄. Melissa Auf…

Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
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Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…

The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently
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The Isle Of Wight Festival still exists apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2026June 25, 2026

Well, well, well, it’s festival season again, and you know what that means – a plethora of reunions, comebacks, and…

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