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Author: Chord F. Discord

Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages." Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories. Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Revives Ancient Relic ‘Hand Of Blood’ EP—Because Nostalgia Sells
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BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Revives Ancient Relic ‘Hand Of Blood’ EP—Because Nostalgia Sells

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE is celebrating a milestone that makes most of us feel like we just graduated high school…

BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him
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BLAZE BAYLEY Refuses To Sign Your Stupid Autograph Because You’re Not Worthy Enough To Meet Him

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 3, 2026February 3, 2026

Blaze Bayley, the man who once fronted Iron Maiden when Bruce Dickinson was busy being a pilot, has decided to…

DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF
Oh Look, Dave's Still Mad and Ellefson's Still Talking!
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DAVID ELLEFSON COMPLAINS NEW MEGADETH ALBUM SOUNDS LIKE MEGADETH’S WORST NIGHTMARE: HIMSELF

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

So David Ellefson, the guy who got *very* publicly ghosted from Megadeth, is still out here yapping on his podcast…

Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!
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Watch: KITTIE’s Stand-In Bassist RACHEL GONZALES Steals the Show on ‘ShipRocked’ Cruise – Because Original Bassists Are So Last Year!

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

KITTIE Returns to ShipRocked, Bassist Bails for Family Drama! In a shocking twist that sent shockwaves through the cruise ship…

GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment
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GODSMACK & STONE TEMPLE PILOTS Join Forces for 2026 Tour: Because Rock Needs a Lazarus Moment

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

In news that will shock absolutely no one, multi-platinum rock titans GODSMACK have announced their latest attempt to prove that…

GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare
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GIANT’s Original Lineup Reunites To Play At 2026 FRONTIERS ROCK FESTIVAL, Because Apparently 2025 Wasn’t Enough Time To Prepare

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

BREAKING NEWS: GIANT TO REUNITE, OR HOW MELodic ROCK SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE Frontiers Music Srl has officially announced that GIANT…

MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’
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MIKE PORTNOY Snubs MIKE MANGINI: ‘I’m Too Good For Those Technical Comparisons!’

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Oh look, Mike Portnoy is talking about Mike Mangini again. How shocking. It’s like watching your ex gush about their…

“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”
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“ERIK GRÖNWALL: Solo LP Drops This Year, And He’s ‘Never Been Prouder’—Guess His Shower-Singing Days Are Over!”

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 1, 2026February 1, 2026

Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Erik Grönwall is back, baby! And not just back, but back with an album…

MINISTRY’s AL JOURGENSEN Stars In ‘Jesus Cop’—Because Who Needs Sermons When You’ve Got Industrial Riffs?
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MINISTRY’s AL JOURGENSEN Stars In ‘Jesus Cop’—Because Who Needs Sermons When You’ve Got Industrial Riffs?

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

Move over, Marvel — Jesus Cop is here to save the world with blood, blasphemy, and probably a flamethrower Oh,…

ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May
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ACID REIGN Unleashes New Album, ‘Daze Of The Week’, Because Apparently We Need More Chaos in May

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 31, 2026January 31, 2026

ACID REIGN Returns to Melt Faces with “Daze Of The Week” – Because Apparently 2019 Wasn’t Confusing Enough U.K. thrash…

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