ZAKK WYLDE: “PANTERA Reunion? Only If PHILIP ANSELMO And REX BROWN Can Handle DIMEBAG’s Ghost Riffs”
Oh look, it’s PANTERA: The Phantom Reunion, starring Zakk Wylde as “The Guy Who’s Not Dimebag” and Charlie Benante as…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
SKID ROW’s Global Singer Hunt: SWEETWATER Steps In Because the Original Singer Was Too Sweet for This Row
SKID ROW’s Singer Search Is Now a Global Audition—Thanks, Sweetwater! The legendary rockers are on a quest to find their…
LION’S SHARE Unleashes ‘Pentagram’ Music Video From Upcoming ‘Inferno’ Album: Satan Approved, Your Mom Cringed
Move over, black masses — Swedish heavy metal vets LION’S SHARE just dropped a satanic anthem that’s somehow more hilarious…
Legendary NWOBHM Band MORE Unleashes ‘Spirits Of War’ Single Because Why Not, ‘Destructor’ Album Incoming to Save Your Playlist
Attention, headbangers and vinyl collectors: MORE is back to remind you that they’ve been here all along, probably lifting weights…
SODOM’s TOM ANGELRIPPER Whines About U.S. Show Costs: ‘Guess We Can’t Afford Your Cheap Beer’
Thomas “Angelripper” Such, the grizzled veteran of German thrash metal, has finally admitted what we all knew deep down: being…
SLIPKNOT’s Secret 2008 Album ‘Look Outside Your Window’ Finally Emerges From the Basement in April Because the Band Got Bored of Waiting
Well, well, well… Looks like the boys in the masks have finally decided to stop hoarding their “secret stash” of…
LITA FORD And DIO DISCIPLES To Ruin 2026 ‘Rock For Ronnie’ Event In Los Angeles
Oh look, it’s that time of year again when Los Angeles briefly stops pretending to care about new music and…
IN FLAMES Wakes Up From Decade-Long Nap, Decides to Make Album 15 Because Why Not
IN FLAMES Starts Recording 15th Album Because Why Stop at 14? Swedish/American metallers IN FLAMES have entered a Los Angeles…
VOIVOD Finally Doing Something New, But Only After Sounding Like They’re in a Sci-Fi Opera With a Symphony
Well, look who’s finally decided to crawl out of their sci-fi bunker and grace us with their presence — it’s…
DEF LEPPARD Unleashes ‘Rejoice’ At Vegas Residency, Finally Making Sin City’s Slot Machines Stop Spinning For Once
DEF LEPPARD kicked off its third Las Vegas residency, “Def Leppard Live At Caesars Palace: The Las Vegas Residency”, on…