DAVE MUSTAINE: JAMES HETFIELD And I Were Basically The Dynamic Duo Of Metal Except When We Weren’t And I Got Kicked Out
Breaking news: Dave Mustaine is retiring from music due to a condition that’s making it hard for him to play…
Author: Chord F. Discord
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could "play the kazoo in four languages."
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
NAPALM DEATH’s SHANE EMBURY Loses Last Shred of Dignity While Gushing Over AT THE GATES Frontman TOMAS LINDBERG: ‘He Was The Only Guy Who Didn’t Think I Was Completely Insane’
In a shocking turn of events, the metal world is still reeling from the loss of Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the…
MÖTLEY CRÜE and SHINEDOWN Forced to Play for Clueless Teenagers on Season Finale of American Idol Because Their Managers Lost a Bet
The three-hour episode, airing on May 11 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC, will be a wild ride, with the…
Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough
Get ready to witness the most epic tale of punk rock history, as told by the one and only Glen…
KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys
On April 18, KORN drummer and Musicians Institute (MI) graduate Ray Luzier joined Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California for “Pearl…
FEAR FACTORY’s Dino Cazares Finally Decides to Get Off the Couch and Release Some New Music Maybe Possibly Hopefully This Time for Real Guys
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 FEAR FACTORY is coming out with a new…
DISTURBED’s John Moyer Somehow Managed To Not Get Wasted For A Whole Year And Is Still Alive To Tell The Tale
Wow, you guys, it’s a miracle! 🙌 John Moyer, the bassist of DISTURBED, has been sober for a whole year!…
OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…
Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…
Breaking News: Slayer’s Tom Araya Trades In His Mic For A Checkered Flag And Is Now Officially The Coolest Guy At The Würth 400 In Texas Because Who Needs To Headbang When You Can Rev Engines
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 Tom Araya, the legendary lead vocalist and bassist of the iconic thrash metal band SLAYER, has…