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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
И немедленно выпил! Новогоднее, ик, поздравление от Ангуса (группа Tornado)
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И немедленно выпил! Новогоднее, ик, поздравление от Ангуса (группа Tornado)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Поздравление с Новым годом это всегда важно. И профессионально! Поэтому-то мы отправились на поклон к Великому и Ужасному Ангусу, дабы…

New Year’s Eve Casino Royale: Taye Diggs and Larenz Tate Bet on Your Wallet
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New Year’s Eve Casino Royale: Taye Diggs and Larenz Tate Bet on Your Wallet

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Taye Diggs & Larenz Tate to Host Casino Royale Gala Where Mac & Cheese is the Real Jackpot! 🎲✨…

BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm
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BCCO Concert, Saturday January 3 @ 3 pm

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

BCCO Concert, Saturday, January 3 @ 3 pm at Hertz Hall on the Cal Berkeley campus. Doors open at 2:15…

Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA
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Kreatörernas dröm: pengar från staten så ni slipper plocka burkar på ICA

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 ATTENTION, KULTURKAPITALIST! 🚨 Vill du bli en *stor* kulturföretare? Halland bjuder på gratis “utbildning” där du får lära dig…

CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes
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CISA Teaches You to Duck, Cover, and File a Report While the Gunman Files His Taxes

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 CISA Hosts “Don’t Get Shot” Webinar: Because Apparently We All Need a PowerPoint on Ducking 🦆 📅 Jan 20,…

ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore
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ADHD in Women and Girls: Because Apparently We Can’t Just Blame It on Hormones Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

Attention Deficit Ladies Club: A Hormone-Fueled Circus 🎪💥 Ready to learn why women with ADHD are masters of “I swear…

No way this was the safest way to route the road 💀
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No way this was the safest way to route the road 💀

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

That's straight-up nightmare fuel 😱 Props to the driver for having nerves of steel! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately…

Fenway All Access – Boston New Year’s Eve 2026: Where the Green Monster Meets the Champagne Fountain
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Fenway All Access – Boston New Year’s Eve 2026: Where the Green Monster Meets the Champagne Fountain

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Boston’s Elite 1% Discovered Secret Nightlife Hack – One Wristband, 10 Bars, Zero Adulting Skills Required! 🎰🍸 1…

Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons
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Prospect Park Says “Bon Voyage 2025” With Explosive Confetti and Apathetic Pigeons

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 30, 2025

🚨 BROOKLYN’S MOST SPECTACULAR NEW YEAR’S EVE FIREWORKS 🎆💥 Brooklyn Borough President Antonio Reynoso, Prospect Park Alliance, Brooklyn Org, and…

I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult with Drew Nieporent, But Can We Talk About the Time He Tried to Serve Me a Salad with a Side of Existential Dread
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I’m Not Trying to Be Difficult with Drew Nieporent, But Can We Talk About the Time He Tried to Serve Me a Salad with a Side of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 29, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Event Moved Because Apparently January 15 Was Too Popular 🚨 Drew Nieporent, aka “the guy who made eating…

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