🚨Breaking: Thrive City Announces New Rules Because Apparently Some Adults Still Act Like Toddlers!🚨
No weapons, booze, pets (unless you’re a “service” goldfish), coolers, chairs, or faces (just float your head around, sure), pro cameras, unauthorized sales, laser pointers (Dr. Evil fans weep), panhandling, smoking, drones, bikes, or camping. Even your emotional support cactus must stay home. Violators face exile to… *checks notes*… the other side of the street. 😂🚷🙈
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
