Afternoon Feature: Narnia (2005) aka a blatant rip-off of every fantasy trope ever conceived. 🙄
Date: 11/30/2025. Time: Doors open 2:20 PM, show at 3:00 PM! Location: 3013 Central Ave NE, Albuquerque, NM. Contact: (505) 236-3332. Sponsored by Juneteenth Renaissance Institute. 🎉 Prepare for eternal winter but zero Christmas spirit! ❄️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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