EVERY SATURDAY, ATLANTA’S MOST “EXCLUSIVE” PARTY—WHERE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT CRIES BUT YOUR INSTA LOOKS FIRE 🔥
**VIP? TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888** (aka the number that haunts your paycheck 😭). Doors open at **10PM**, but fashionably late means **10:45PM**—unless you’re basic.
**LIVE HIP-HOP & R&B DJs** (playing the same 10 songs 🎵). **FOOD AVAILABLE** (if you consider “food” overpriced fries 🍟).
**UPCOMING:** **DOMAINE FRIDAYS**—because one night of poor decisions isn’t enough. [DOMAINE FRIDAYS](https://DomaineATLFriday.eventbrite.com) 🎟️💸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
