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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)
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Phobophilic in Dallas, TX (11/20/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

Death Metal from Fargo, North Dakota Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
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**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…

Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
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Like Moths To Flames in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Kingdom of Giants in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)
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Kingdom of Giants in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from Sacramento, California. Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Acres in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Metalcore from UK Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025
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Heavensgate in Charlotte, NC (11/19/2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 19, 2025

Australian metalcore band from Melbourne Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official
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Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 18, 2025

OMG! 🎭 Get ready for a night of epic fails with theater “Chameleon”!🤡 Woody Allen’s snooze-fest “Connecticut: Crisis in Six…

RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss
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RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Abeni Nazeer’s “RUSH” premiere promises an electric red carpet, but it’s really a fundraiser!💸 The Fine Arts Theater, 8556 Wilshire…

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PAX Unplugged 2025: Get Your Fake Detective On

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Jubensha (剧本杀) is like, a murder mystery game 4 ppl who can’t solve real crimes. One of u is…

“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station
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“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄*El Tonto Por Cristo*, a cinematic masterpiece (or not?) inspired by the Holy Fool tradition, is touring North America!**…

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