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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Paddy’s Irish Pub, Fayetteville NC, on Nov 22nd, 2025!** 🍔😂…

Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”
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Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting up Whitewater, BC & Denver! 🤣 Get ready for Judd Henkes’ surf/snow crisis…

Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”
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Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to town! 🤣 See Olympians fail⛷️, urban riders bail 🏂, and local legends… exist?…

Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!
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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Goes to Myrtle Beach, SC!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour💩 is coming to VIZIONZ – MYRTLE BEACH SC on Friday, November 21st 2025!** Get…

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Love Is Blinder Than These Mute Dudes Think

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**DOORS 7PM | SHOW 8PM Swipe fatigue? Losers compete for a “lucky” lady, but they can’t speak 🙊. Games include…

Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box
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Midget Mayhem at the Tackle Box

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! 🤯 MicroMania Tour is coming to Chico! 🤼‍♂️ Prepare for explosive, athletic “wrestling” with a side of comedy. BIG…

Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited
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Lamb Of God Throws a Party, You’re NOT Invited

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 😱 You’re invited to the premiere of “Lamb of God,” where a youth pastor’s views on *stuff* get questioned…

DOC NYC: More Like DOC Snooze Fest
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DOC NYC: More Like DOC Snooze Fest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

Oh, the DOC NYC festival is back! 🙄 Video Consortium, Alliance of Doc Editors & Documentary Producers Alliance invite you…

Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet
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Could This BE Any More Obvious: Friends Trivia & Overeating Buffet

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Could this BE any more basic? 🤪 “Friends”-themed trivia night! Chandler Hill Vineyards is hosting this snooze-fest. Prepare for lobster…

«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs
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«Enough» — The Belarusian diaspora plays national rock songs

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

Belarusian song «Enough»/«Годзе» originally by Brutto band Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

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