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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest
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3 Shorts Enter, 3 Shorts Leave, Only 3 Shorts Remain at @SPIFFest

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 😱 You missed the SHORTS BLOCK 3 @SPIFFest on Sunday, November 9, 2025, 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM PST!…

Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase
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Houston’s “Funniest” (as decided by Riot, lol) Comedy Showcase

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Houston, get ready to ROFLMAO!🤣 Riot Comedy Club: where comedians from Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central and Comedy Store will make…

Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn
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Chatham Cinema Dims the Lights for “The Strange Dark”—Prepare for Existential Dread and Overpriced Popcorn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! The Strange Dark is coming to Chatham! 🤩 After 25+ film festivals & 30+ award nominations, including Best Everything,…

Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Alma: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Wanna feel old? The Alma Experience – Atlanta💀 already ended. Organized by Blue Bistro Creative at Apex Museum, Atlanta, GA.…

Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please
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Zach Roerig Furniture Fetish: Table for One, Please

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🧛‍♂️Zach Roerig will grace us on Sunday, Nov 9th (times vary)!** Prepare for selfies (2 ppl max!) & autographs…

Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9
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Arpa Film Fest 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed on Nov 9

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

OMG! 2025 Arpa International Film Festival – Sunday, Nov 9 Pass! 🤣 At TCL Chinese Theatre! Prepare for cinematic masterpieces…

12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary
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12 Hours of Utter Chaos: A Totally Accurate Nursing Documentary

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

Horror Movie Survival Guide presents: 12 Hr Shift with director Brea Grant IN PERSON!😱 Mandy and Regina do organ trafficking…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Homecoming Hysteria & Hot Takes

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 This week, “NO BAD SUNDAYS” is hosting a watch party & discussion of “HOMECOMING”! 🙄 It was written,…

NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It
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NO MORE SAD SUNDAYS: Come Watch People Run and Talk About It

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 9, 2025

**OMG, this week, NO BAD SUNDAYS💩 is hosting a watch party & discussion of HOMECOMING🎬. Written, produced, & directed by…

Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces
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Upside Outside: Prepare to have your mind (and possibly your lunch) transported by these 2 cinematic masterpieces

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Queens World Film Festival is grouping films into BLOCS! 🤣 Catch “Anomie” by Nataša Prosenc Stearns & “And…

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