Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
**OMG! 🙄 “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!
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Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
**Oh, great! 🙄 Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🤡 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! 🪦…
“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)
**OMG! 🙄 “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! 🏛️ Be there or…
Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
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Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
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Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…
Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
**OMG! 🙄Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🤣 With Francisco Moya…
“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”
**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend 🧟♀️ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…
Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
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