Old man obsessed with a fish! 🤣 Doors open 5:00 pm, cash bar 🍹. Program at 6:00 pm with Cody Sheehy!
Terry, the geriatric aquaman, BFFs with Willy, a 22-foot manta ray. They dove together! 🤿 Now Terry’s 80s, chasing Willy for closure! Directed by Cody Sheehy! 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
