**D’USSE’ (lol, who?) and a bunch of randos invite HBCU grads (who cares?) to Xavier’s EPIC Centennial Homecoming Weekend Celebration!!! 🎉 FRIDAY, NOV 7TH, 2025, 9:00 PM – 2:30 AM @ THE METROPOLITAN (310 Andrew Higgins Dr.) Prepare for 3 ROOMS of cringe!**
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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