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** OMG! 😱 The 11th Annual Wheaton Film Fest is happening on Saturday, November 8, 2025, at 2:30pm in Wheaton, MD. Prepare for mind-blowing films, panels & networking! 🍿 Free food (maybe)!**
Tentative Schedule: Doors open at 2:30pm for “informal” networking. Panels @3pm & 4pm. Screenings at 6pm. Awards at 8:30pm, then party! 🥳
Panels: Cutting Edge Film Production w/ Chris Petracco & Entertainment Law 101 w/ John Mason. Legal stuff & sound! 🧑⚖️
Food: Water, snacks, maybe hot dogs, but BYOF! 🌭 “Levin Grand Prize,” “Wheaton Award,” “Kamen Grand Prize.” Follow us! 📱 #FilmWheaton
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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