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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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Delta Sleep in Charlotte, NC (10/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

British math rock from Canterbury Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)
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Park After Dark: A Sophisticated Soiree for Geriatrics (21+ Only, No Exceptions)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Tukwila Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle’s Restaurant, Oct 31, 2025, 7:00 PM! 🤮 21+ VIP Private Event!😱 Pizza…

Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular
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Lilith’s CRINGE Big Ol’ Golden Show Presents BOObnanza Spooktacular

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Friday, October 31, 2025, 8 PM! Lilith’s Big Ol’ Golden Show: BOOnanza Spooktacular! 👻 Doors at 7:30 PM,…

Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy” Showcase: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

🎤 LOL! Netflix rejects? HBO rejects? 🤣 Riot Comedy Club: Houston’s “best” comedy—as if!🤪 Trade your boring bar🍸 for our…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Blubbering

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback 🤪. Prepare for films, views, and vibes. A day for buffs and fun-seekers! Enjoy…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza in Chattanoogaville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza in Chattanoogaville

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**Bubbles’ nemesis, RANDY, invades Chattanooga, TN, on October 31st, 2025!** Prepare for cheeseburger-fueled debauchery!💩 Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour at…

Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky
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Buñuel: Dream Weaver or Just Plain Wacky

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 😴 Buñuel’s ASHES are coming to Chicago!** 💀👻 This Día de los Muertos, witness the unveiling of *Buñuel: Master…

Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn
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Chicago Film Symposium: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

OMG!🙄 The super exclusive “Chicago Film Symposium”🎬 is happening! Prepare for 24hrs of films by local “artists” who didn’t make…

Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right
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Rocky Horror: More Like Rocky Awful, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, Friday, October 31st at 8PM!** Sweet Translucent Dreams will be…

Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional
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Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 30, 2025

**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, and a whole lotta other peeps present: “EYES WIDE SHUT” Halloween Costume…

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