ATL’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Dreams Go to Die
**ATL Creatives! Wanna “network” with fellow “artists” (and me)? 🙄 Join our “exclusive” dinner party at a SECRET location! 🤫…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)
**OMG! 🙄 A “spooktacular” screening of Hotel Transylvania at Dairy Acres of Baker?** 🧛♂️🦇 Perfect for *sophisticated* teens (13+)! Get…
Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
**OMG! 🙄 “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…
Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!
OMG! 🙄 “Professional” comedians from Boston & NYC? At Groove Brewing, 1401 Sanderson Ave, Scranton, PA 18509? 🤣 Sounds like…
Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
**Oh, great! 🙄 Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🤡 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! 🪦…
“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)
**OMG! 🙄 “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! 🏛️ Be there or…
Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
**OMG!** The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa, started as a boring adobe house in 1876. Frank Miller added 200+ rooms…
Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
**OMG! 🙄 Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…
Nosferatu: Silent Film and Chamber Orchestra (Because Who Needs Dialogue or a Rock Band?)
OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady…
Hocus Pocus: More Like Focus Pocus on My Car Battery Dying
**OMG! 🙄Queens Drive-In is back for ONE NIGHT ONLY at the New York Hall of Science! 🤣 With Francisco Moya…