“Braindead Fest 2025: A Zombie’s Guide to Pittsburgh”
**OMG! 😱 Living Dead Weekend 🧟♀️ is hitting Monroeville Mall in 2025!** Get ready for *Return of the Living Dead’s*…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
OMG! 🙄 Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius 🤪 behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…
QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! 🤪 Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…
35mm HALLOWEEN (and some other flicks) @ the Million Dollar Theater – if you’re broke
**OMG! 😱** **”Halloween-o-thon 2025″ at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on Friday, October 24,…
Rocky Horror: Still a Thing After All These Years?!
OMG! 🙄 “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” at Strand Theater, Seymour, CT! 🤣 Dress as a “sweet Transylvanian” or alien👽.…
The All White Black Hollywood Experience
OMG! 3 whole DJs on 3 levels?! 🤪Get ready to dance with the city’s elite “socialites, entreprenuers, movers & shakers”…
Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Blowout Invades Cedar Falls
**Randy Bobandy is back!🍔 The Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour💩 will be at Deringer’s Public Parlor, Cedar Falls IA on October…
Iva Janžurová’s Screening: Prepare for a Masterclass in Czech Acting (and Maybe Some Questionable Life Choices)
OMG! Theodora Remundová, presents her mom, Iva Janžurová!😱 Another documentary, named “Actress”. Will it win an Oscar? 🏆 Probably not.🙄…
Coraline? More Like Bore-aline!
OMG! 🙄Coraline at Valley Strong Ballpark, 5:30 PM – 10:00 PM! 🎬 Movie starts at 7:00! Free entry? 🤑 Sponsored…
Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
**OMG! Remember CHICKEN WEDNESDAY, THE BOWL & THE SWEATBOX? 😂🤣😂 Join NCCU ALUMNI 🦅🦅🦅 for the biggest Alumni Party Homecoming…