Eyes Wide Shut: Dress Code Mandatory, Sanity Optional
**OMG!** 🤣 Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, and a whole lotta other peeps present: “EYES WIDE SHUT” Halloween Costume…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Lobo Theater: Get Cult Classic’d or GTFO
WOW! 🙄 The Historic Lobo Theater & Event Center (Nob Hill, Albuquerque) is doing a Cult Classics series in November!…
Nekrogoblikon plays Korn in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
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Powerglove in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Power metal cover band from Boston, Massachusetts Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Nekrogoblikon in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Melodic Death from Santa Barbara, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Brat in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Grindcore from New Orleans, Louisiana Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Summoning The Lich in Charlotte, NC (10/27/2025)
Deathcore from St. Louis, Missouri Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
**Oh no, not again! 🙄 Prepare for *The Rocky Horror Picture Show* Halloween night! 🎃 Fishnets & lab coats highly…
“SNO-CIETY” Debuts in Sun Valley: Prepare for Peak Bougieness
**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to a town near you! 🤣 Get ready to celebrate winter in the…
Another Hocus Pocus Movie Night? Groundbreaking
OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 21+ only! 🔞 Rooftop cinema? More like basic b****…