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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! 🤣 Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Your Jokes Go To Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 10990, is hosting a comedy night! 🤣 Get ready for “top” comedians (as…

Cavalera Chaos A.D. in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Cavalera Chaos A.D. in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Max & Igor Cavalera performing Sepultura's "Chaos AD" album Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)
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Fear Factory in Houston, TX (10/16/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

American industrial metal from Los Angeles Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS
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RIP Ace Frehley (1951–2025) — The Spaceman’s Final Solo 🚀 | OUR LAST KISS

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

Ace Frehley, legendary guitarist, vocalist, and founding member of KISS, has passed away at 74. This video is a tribute…

2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation
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2000+ People Crammed into Palm Beach Nightclub: Hollywood’s Latest Hostage Situation

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub in West Palm Beach! 🌴Hollywood INVADES Palm Beach EVERY Saturday Night! Prepare for a…

Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest
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Chicago Film + Music Biz Ghouls & Goblins Grubfest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Creatives in Chicago! 🙄 Filmmakers, writers, actors, musicians, and models (and everyone in between 🙄) unite for dinner…

Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party
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Atlanta’s Elite (and Slightly Spooky) Dinner Party

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

URGENT! Attention, delusional “creatives” of Atlanta! 🎭🍕 Join our super-exclusive (under 15 ppl!) “micro-event” dinner. Locations? 🤫 We’ll tell the…

Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!🙄 House of 🎶 in ATL is lit🔥 every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)🤡 is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

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