OMG! 🙄 Nosferatu, a totally unauthorized Dracula rip-off by F.W. Murnau, is back!🦇 Count Orlok’s thirst for a young lady = plague in her city. 🤣 Savage!
Rodney Sauer, a “silent-movie music man,”🤡 pieced together the score. He is from Louisville and loves old stuff.💀 Brooklyn Chamber Orchestra’s six musicians will play at Plymouth Church, a 175-year-old venue.👻 Dress up!🎃
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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