Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy
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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night
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Ape Vermin in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
Sludge/Doom Metal from Valdese, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Aterra in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
Black Metal from Icard, North Carolina Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Legions of Doom in Morganton, NC (10/25/2025)
Doom Metal from Chicago, Illinois Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** 🎃 series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…
Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
**OMG! 😱 It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…
Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
OMG! 😱 Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…
ORNADA: More Like Arm-AHH-DA, Am I Right
**OMG! 🙄 “ORNADA: Armada Team Movie”! Two years? For THIS? 🤣 Revolutionary skiing? More like REVOLTING! 🤮 Witness Tanner Hall…
35mm Halloween-o-thon 2025: Prepare for a Spooktacularly Grainy Nightmare @ the Million Dollar Theater
**OMG! 😱 “Halloween-o-thon 2025” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on October 26, 2025!…