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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.💃 Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!
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Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! Next Stop Comedy💩 is polluting Tahoe National Brewing Co.🍺, 850 N. Lake Blvd, #21, Tahoe City, CA 96145 with…

Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!
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Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Next Stop Comedy is “bringing” stand-up comedians to Resolute Brewing Tap & Cellar in Arvada, CO (18148 W…

Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! 🍷 How original! 🤣 Sliders,…

Clay & Sip: Stopmotion for Dummies (Triclops Films Edition)
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Clay & Sip: Stopmotion for Dummies (Triclops Films Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! Clay & Sip: Stopmotion Basics W/ Triclops Films! 🤪 Prepare to be amazed (or not) at Purple Fish Studios!…

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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Saturday Stand Up Level 1 students, trained by the legendary Sara Hennessey, will unleash their comedic genius at…

90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
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90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 90’s Kinda Love? 🙄 More like 90’s kinda cringe! 🤣 Watch “Love Jones” 🤮, listen to a live band…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Spicy New Spot!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OH. MY. GOD.🙄 Every Friday, prepare for AFRO FUZION at the “Tribe Entertainment Complex” with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, &…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit With New African Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Get ready to dance (or stumble) every Friday night! 💃🕺 AFRO FUZION is here with DJs Nice, Oloff, & Electra…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit (Maybe Too Lit)
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Lit (Maybe Too Lit)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG!🤦‍♀️ AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S!🎶 Hosted by Paris Danca &…

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