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Author: Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball. Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success. Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar
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Che Durena: Local Man’s Weekend Ruined by Calendar

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

**Che Durena, a Haitian-Canadian comedian, will grace The Comedy Bar!**🤣 Prepare for 2-item minimums, first-come seating, and ID checks! No…

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Admit What, Now?

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the most EXCLUSIVE private screening EVERRR! 🎬 Lisa Smart’s “Admit One” promises lols 😂 and culture…

Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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Fallujah in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from San Francisco, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)
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The Zenith Passage in Greensboro, NC (11/30/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 1, 2025

Technical death metal from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger
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Black Christmas (1974) or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Coat Hanger

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Friday, December 5th, 2025, 7:30 PM (EDT).** Watch Black Christmas (1974) with some dudes from Don’t Open This…

Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn
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Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Fest: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming! Prepare for Olympians, urban riders, and local legends. From the Scottish Highlands to…

Baylands: Still Kicking, Still Boring
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Baylands: Still Kicking, Still Boring

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

Oh, great, another “networking” event. 🙄 Lyrical Opposition presents a “Visual Arts & Film focused Gallery & Networking event” 🤣…

The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!
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The Godfather 2: Electric Boogaloo on FILM?! At a THEATER?!

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

OMG! 🙄On December 7, 2025, at 2 PM, see “The Godfather Part 2” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S…

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J-MORG crowns a night of dark clothing: Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

J-MORG ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS: CROWN: THE BLACK ATTIRE GALA on Sat, Nov 29, 2025, at 8:00 PM at The Godfrey Hotel…

Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE
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Godfather Trilogy: 35mm? More Like 35mmORE Like MY LIFE

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 See “Classic Trilogies” at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, on December 7,…

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