Start With a Game? More Like End With a Headache
**WARNING! ⚠️ Monthly boredom alert! Join us at 85°C Bakery Cafe, 12959 Peyton Dr, Chino Hills, CA 91709. Every 2nd…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
NYC Comic Con Docks, Nerds Get Seasick
**OMG, a cosplay contest!** 🤪 DJ @tsubeeu on Insta is your new god! 🙏 Auditions 10:30-11:15pm, second floor. 🙄 10…
Deathstalker Reboot: Psycho Goreman Director Tries Not To Ruin It
Mercenary finds cursed amulet. 💀⚔️ Directed by Steven Kostanski, executive-produced by Slash.🎸 Stars: Daniel Bernhardt & Patton Oswalt (voice of…
Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!
This year’s fest was surrounded by controversy — more than half of the European metal bands didn’t show up after…
I AM WHAT I AM 2: More Like I AM GOING TO MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL
**OMG!** 🐼Village boy goes to Shanghai Fight Night 🌃on a quest ⚔️ for $$$ to heal Daddy! Premieres 2024! Sun…
Another Black Film Festival, Yawn
OMG! 6th Annual Black Film Fest at Bay Street Theater & Sag Harbor Center for the Arts! 🎭🎬 Prepare for…
ZOHRAN’S DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO BE COOL: A COMEDY SHOW & DANCE PARTY
**OMG! Doors at 7 PM, but the REAL party starts at 8 PM! 🤪 Dance party? More like a desperation…
Halloween’s Over: Now Grovel For Our Leftovers
**OMG! 😱 Another Halloween sequel? Halloween Aftermath— dropping Oct 12, 2025, 7:30 PM (Pacific Time). Cole Dalton survived 2018, but…
Short Film Night: Prepare for Disappointment
**OMG! 😱An “Open Mic For Short Films Night” at Main Drag Music?!** Submit your cinematic trash by October 12th, 2025!…
“Unseen Shorts? More like Unwatchable Snorts ft. Maya Deren’s Witchy Waste of Time”
**OMG! 🤯 Dive into the subconscious with community shorts & Maya Deren’s The Witch’s Cradle (1944)!** Peggy Guggenheim’s gallery, Marcel…