The Night You’ll Regret in the Morning
**OMG! 🙄 “The Night of Your Life” at Eris Mainstage?** Doors open at 6:30 PM, show at 7:00 PM. Guaranteed…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
WEB 5000.0: Community Animation? More Like Community Anima-CHAOS
OMG! 😱 PRS 7th House Screenings: Prepare to be triggered! 😭 No warnings, research yourself! 🧐 Common Sense Media, IMDb,…
NYC Open Mic Night: Prepare for Mandarin Mayhem
**OMG! 🙄 Be On Time! 1:30-2PM Sharp!** Or Else! 😈 Open Mic Tickets: $10 ($7.47+fee). Minimum Purchase: One (1) Drink…
Babylon’s Social Sundaze: Where Introverts Go To Suffer
**OMG! 😱 No ball caps, athletic gear, or work boots? 🚫👟 So, fashion-forward clean sneakers ✅ are welcome. Dress code…
Cabin in the Woods: Watch People Die on a Roof
**OMG! 🙄 “Cabin in the Woods” on a roof?** Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 21+ only (loserz…
World Premiere: Proof of Afterlife – Finally, a movie that confirms what your grandma’s been saying
OMG! 🙄 Another “Evidence Of The Afterlife” doc from We Don’t Die Films? 🤣 Revs. Philip Dykes & Kerry McLeod…
Riot’s “Swipe Right:” Where Relationships Go to Die Laughing
OMG! 🙄 Losers gather ’round! 😂 Witness the ultimate cringe-fest at live dating games! 🗓️ When? No date mentioned! 📍Where?…
Chicago Comedy: As If You Had Anything Better to Do
**OMG! 2-Item Minimum?** 🤣 **Comedy Bar**🙄 **+ Gino’s East**🍕**= Chicago “experience.”**🙄**Come for jokes, stay for deep dish!🍕 First come, first…
Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy: Prepare for a Night of Strings and (Maybe) Booze
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents the Puppetoon Secret Speakeasy! 🎭 Sunday, Oct 5th 2025, 8pm in Soho NYC…
BoringShorts: Yawn-Inducing Content for the Chronically Bored
**BoriShorts – NY Showcase: Bori-yas from NY think they’re Scorsese! 🙄 Drama, docu-lies, and cartoons – all about the “diaspora”…