“Scream” (1996): More Like “Snooze” (1996)
Scream (1996) at Brew Garden! 😱 Prepare for the cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and questionable acting. Bring friends, or…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Big Brother 27 Finale: Prepare for Disappointment
OMG! 🙄 Big Brother 27 finale watch party at Locals Only! 🤣 With Angela Rockstar?! 🤮 Expect the unexpected!!! 🤪…
Craig Who? Comedy Fest
DOORS: 6:30 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM Eris Mainstage Uncommon Comedy Fest Presents: Craig LOL!🤣 Sketch comedy? At Uncommon Comedy Fest?…
FAAIM x HAIBAYO: We Promise Genuineness (and Maybe Some Embarrassment)
**OMG!** 🤣 The Foundation fos Asian American Media & HAIBAYO present a night of “humor & healing.” 🙄 Screening of…
Queen Liz Kicks the Bucket, World Weeps (Not Really)
**De Elizabeth, the next Shakespeare, will bore you with her “haunting” book, “This Raging Sea” (Holiday House, Fall 2025).** 🙄…
Cheddar? More Like “Cheddar’s Dead, Jim!” Comedy & Burnt Cheese
Welcome to Cheddar Late Than Never Comedy and Grilled Cheese event! At SanTan Gardens prepare for cheesy jokes and maybe,…
Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
**Oh no, not another boring movie trivia night! 🙄 This monthly torture 🗓️ features a themed trivia game ❓and a…
Back to School? More Like Back to Snore: 16mm Edition
**OMG! 🙄 PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re triggered. 😂 Check…
Manners at School? More Like Manors at Schooled Speakeasy
**OMG! 🙄 Museum of Interesting Things presents: Manners at School Secret Speakeasy! Sunday, Sept 28th, 8pm, NYC time. 🤪 LIVE…
Niki de Saint Phalle’s Sleeper Hit Gets a 4K Facelift (Finally)
**OMG! 7th House is gracing us with Niki de Saint Phalle’s “A DREAM LONGER THAN THE NIGHT” (aka *Un rêve…