**OMG! 🙄 Another movie about old people falling in love? 🤣 “ELSA & FRED” is here to bore us with their ‘intense’ present. It was a hit in Puerto Rico for 76 weeks! 🤣 Unprecedented! Now they want a movie legacy? 👴👵🍿**
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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