**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarianš¤”, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokesš & deep-dish pizzaš (thanks, Ginoās East!). But beware! 2-item minimum! Valid ID required! NO outside snacks allowed!**

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as āThe Sultan of Snark,ā is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, heās always the MVP. šš¤
