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Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh

Winningest Book Signing Ever, Duh

Winning! 🤩 Get ready to snap a pic with the one & only Charlie Sheen at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on September 12, 2025, at 7:00 pm! 📸 He’s hawking *The Book of Sheen*. Prepare for pre-signed books & zero autographs. 📚💸

Photo-op event only! 🤳 A BN Bookseller will use YOUR📱camera. No memorabilia signed. 🚫 Bags = NO. 👜 Event can be canceled. 💥 Tickets: $38.33. 🤑 Check-in at 6:00 PM. ⏰ Refunds? 1 day before! 🤣 Questions? Call 323-525-0270. 📞

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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