Cancerslug in Asheville, NC (06/28/2025)
Horror Punk and Gothic/Death Rock from Huntsville, Alabama! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Author: Chuck B. Ballsy
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
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Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
**Sistas Who Shine & Fay’s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** 🤣 Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…
Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
**OMG! 🙄Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? 🤣 In Vanderbilt Hall? 🤪…
Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
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3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** 🧇 🐎 Tickets can be booked via a shady link. 🙄 11+ people are…
Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves
OMG! 💅 Nurse Kim is hosting a LIVE event for all you LOVEYS on Sat, 26 Jul, 2025, from 03:00…
Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds
OMG! 😱 Erie County Viking Fest is happening Fri, 11 Jul, 2025, 2:00 PM – 11:00 PM at 16925 Parker…
Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…
River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
**Ahoy, mateys! 🍻 Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!☠️ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…